All well and good except I request all Utah parks be removed from the list because they all totally suck, and you would-be visitors can just stay out too. I’m not good at sharing my things with others, and Utah is mine.

I fucking love this song. All is forgiven. Instead of hoping you all get fired tomorrow, I want you to get a short but painful whipping and then be released back into the blogger pen to feed and brainstorm more try-hard edgy narrative for pennies in a pointless metropolis.

He lost by mercy rule because the judges misinterpreted his own-back-patting, I feel safe in assuming.

I really enjoy that photo.

I remember how he wasn’t charged, and while we might all have some quibbles with how our justice system works (like...it doesn’t oppress white people enough, that’s for sure, amirite gawker commenters?), I’m pretty goddamn sure that if there was enough available evidence to charge him with murder, he would have been.

I love this. It’s beautiful advice, and I want everyone to follow it.

the great American tradition of doing whatever the hell you want

Insignificant person challenges significant person (who owes the insignificant person absolutely fucking nothing) to a fight over an amount of money insignificant to the significant person, thus making the acceptance of the challenge obviously unlikely.

I can’t back this up with stats because of laziness and recency bias, but he starts EVERY FUCKING SEASON SLOW. Remember his weird bat-leaning thing in the spring? He gets in his own head, completely forgets how to hit for a while, and then after the all star break remembers how to hit again. Every got dang year.

Votto is my favorite player, and while he rarely gets on deadspin, I believe each of those 3-4 articles is amazing.

I recognized everyone on the “let’s remember some Ravens” list. I want the universe to pay for that. I fucking hate the Ravens.

“all lives matter,” a favored political rallying cry of bigots and disingenuous cretins

I’m sure if the shirts said All Lives Matter they would have stuck around.

The national narrative is absolutely insane and warped right now.

Damn, you just wrecked those strawmen, holy shit.

Why are adults playing a pokemon game?

Those are the facts.

And you’re also going to update us with an illegal torrent link for those of us who wouldn’t have bothered to buy the book anyway, but will now allow you to reach a greater audience that will increase your profits right? Get with the times man. I premptively accept my nuclear gawker ban for speaking truth to power.

I’ve hated Wade his whole career (his team plays mine and usually wins, and for his hit on Darren Collison) until this article. A whole lot of it is about how he gave up millions both for the sake of loyalty and to help build a competitive team, things that I always root for my own team’s players to do. Winning is…

Saw this phrase below: