If only this were a daily feature.

It’s fucking great is what it is, this trend of ladyscaping. My nose is really sensitive and ticklish, plus I’d rather not have to bring a machete with me when it’s time to take my partner to crazy town.

Homophobia? Really?

Great post, Morbo. We need more newsmonsters like you in the gawker comments.

Leave the racism accusations to adults. While you’re waiting to become one of those yourself, work on reading comprehension.

You’re digging awfully hard to find something, anything, that might be negative. Maybe he’s happy.

Jon’s descent into that writhing mass and near-suffocation affected me while watching. I thought it was novel, realistic, and a really fucking horrifying way to go out the second time, jesus. I was super worried, even though I rarely root for Jon. (Cercei rulz)

death cauldron

As none of the above choices were up to my standards, I’ll be writing in my alternative choice, Sam Hinkie, here in the comments.

For someone who works with the press, Nuzzi points out, she seems largely unconcerned with its function in society or, you know, talking to its members

I can’t be the only culturally ignorant commenter around who has wondered if Samer’s whole name was written backwards on his birth certificate as a joke. Samer, have you ever double-checked your parents’ names?

Thanks for this. Reds fan, and I really don’t like Rose much, but he represents a legendary part of Reds history, and I’m sure barely any Reds fan seriously believes his betting got in the way of his effort, sleazy though it clearly was.

that now-trademark, bounding gait

Is the intended audience of this article really as single-minded as the author appears to assume? Because I read it. But I didn’t want the TSA when it created in the first place, and I don’t want it now. It was an hysterical, close-the-barn-afterward, idiot reaction by insecure politicians trying to avoid losing power…

You’ll have to speak louder. Who jacked what dong into whose..er, great tracts of land?

Joyless?! No way. The Western Conference playoffs and even these finals games have been so over the top dramatic. It’s like wrestling, but less honest.

This is fucking awesome.

Calmer’n you.

Do Pennsylvania schools teach their students how to spell “booze” at the end of the 5th year?

I must admit that the image above brightened my day.