I’m a high rise window cleaner. My coworkers and I relieve ourselves on the roofs of literally every building we clean, sometimes in full view of other tall buildings (and their occupants), though we try to avoid that. Admiring the cityscape as I pee on what feels like the top of the world is the best peeing.

with some candidates—maybe one in particular—using rally disruptions to further work his or her (his) supporters into a frothy lather of a frenzy

The wookie keeping goal should be mentioned in the story too, no?

Wrangler driver here. EARLY NINETIES Wrangler driver here. I’m happy with my cutting-edge 1930s technology, thanks.

Remember kids, always recycle. TO THE EXTREME. BUSTED!

I don’t have to care one bit about Bonds, or his return to the game, Marchman. It isn’t the least bit fucking exciting, and I seriously doubt you care either, except to use the news to antagonize the legions who dislike him, whether they’re justified or not. I usually don’t bother with this stuff, but I expect you to…

I’d probably blow that layup too if I drove past a guy who did that while both of us are being paid millions of dollars to do it on television.

Greatest uniforms I have ever seen.

Enjoy the product; give no fucks about the other enjoyers, if they bother you. The NBA is beautiful right now. Don’t miss it.

and priced it at the same level as an adolescent manatee.

very occasionally

The internet taught me not to believe in any photo ever, but damn, look at that last one. DOES THE MAN NOT GRAVITY?

“A Slave Obeys” is a good one, from New Vegas. You have to kill Mr. House in his casket thing with Nephi’s golf club. The guy is barely alive anyway, and you’ve already signed his death warrant by retrieving him from the chamber keeping him alive, and can just walk away. Why not beat him to death with sports…

fairly liberal, if irritatingly opinionated

I clicked that link as hard as I could.

I feel like you should know better than this.

I adore that clip. It features the most perfect doubletake in the history of the fucking universe.

I’d tighten her end, or something.

Haven’t seen a lunatic athlete like him since Iverson. Except he might better, holy shit.

Those boys look altogether too muscular for my comfort.