That is a bad ass strut for a weird looking albino ginger. He’ll be showing that one to the grandkids.

Randy Moss is my defaul GOAT receiver because he could do things no one else ever could, but Harrison was ridiculous. He was faster than everyone else, ran scientifically precise routes, and cared about beating the Pats. Colts fans fucking love him still, and we put our hands over our ears and scream “LA LA LA LA LA”…

I love turbulence. For a completely insignificant human being with a job that doesn’t require me to travel, I still fly kind of a lot, and even though I can’t sleep on a plane, I seriously enjoy the bumpier rides. My home airport is SLC Int, and because of the mountains we can have some pretty crazy landings. I’ve…

Marchman, I agree with you about Batista more than anything ever, but you still sound like Krieger.

I found another way to successfully ignore the NFL - holiday flying!!

It’s this one. Also, fuck my whole fucking life. The Reds have unloaded literally all of their best players except for Votto. Unbelievable. The moves probably make some kind of financial or logistical sense, but I can’t help but get emotionally invested in these guys. Cueto, Philips, Frazier....oh my god. Being a Reds…

Westbrook plays with a fury I haven’t seen in a long time. He’s special, and if he doesn’t claw his way to a fucking championship first, he might self-immolate on the court.

Yeah, a Star Trek future is way too, uh, well-behaved.

So, holy shit.

Sounds like a personal problem, bruh.

I demand everyone panic over Lebron’s career lows in everything after 7 or 8 games this season, plus his down-trending totals over the past 5 years. He’s more efficient overall, but shouldn’t that mean his totals go up? Lots of miles. And I don’t think only his fans should panic. I “hate” him because he’s made it a…

“Good.”

I’m really biased, since it’s one of my favorite films, but I always thought the 5th Element was the most realistic prediction of the future, given the assumption that flying cars will be a thing. People aren’t...TOO stupid, like in Idiocracy, but stuff like the deliberately revealing clothing pretty much already…

Single dad here, who has only one kid, works 40-50 hours a week, and has to do everything. It sucks to not spend more time with the boy - I hate tossing him into daycare, but that’s life, and it’s decent socialization. I make up for it by turning the screens off after 6 and reading as many books as he wants and…

Are you classified as human?

I appreciated #6 for the wrong reasons - I totally understand PT Cruiser hate, but I’m surrounded (okay, two people) by young broke ladies driving PT Cruisers. They have all the hauling space they’ll ever need, plus get decent gas mileage, already have boyfriends, so they’re not losing out on love because their…

I don’t care about their message. I’m impressed that they put rope guards on the screen above them, more than anything else. If they get charged with destruction of any property, it’s bullshit.

That rather dry, bureaucratic way of describing children by Prosser was fucking awesome to me, as a 4 year old boy haver.

I’d sob my way through my 17th beer tonight, except I’m all out of tears, Johnny. I’d marry Pete Rose and his desperate mullet to get you back, I would.

This is my bi-erratic comment appreciating this post about ignoring football, because pro football is a corrupt, over-commercialized mess and isn’t going to exist in 10 years after a congressional investigation finds out there are 6 concussions on every play, and Roger Goodell is a test-tube clone of Adoph Hitler.