Allow me to puff on the bubble pipe I have with me for a moment, as I contemplate the full rammifications of what you’ve just said, sir.

Just an awesome photo. Absolutely love it, and am going to put my Reds Cueto jersey on and drink myself to fucking death.

Hard to tell, but it looks like he was safe at first, which made me laugh audibly.

This comment brought me true happiness.

I want to get very angry about this list and do a bit of shouting about how all the books I like are better and how the author should eat a tub of shit, but instead I have two objectively true statements to make: One - if you read to your kid, even after a long day at work, you’re probably an awesome parent. And two -…

My guess is the Marine Corps symbol, the globe and anchor, since it’s on about 50 million old guys and is still pretty normal for new recruits.

That e-mail of the week was one of the most uplifting things I’ve read in awhile. Holy shit?

Utahn here:

I only clicked because of a photo of the most adorable expression in the universe.

I choose to be turned on by this.

*SIGH*

some Steve Nash shit

I should be making some awesome joke that would get me a bazillion stars. Instead, I just want to say that it’s really fucking sad. I have a 4 year old boy who is as sweet and innocent as any human being could possibly be, and can’t help but visualize him in that sitation, and it makes me want to cry. That poor little…

Worst? You mean my favorite. Going to his wiki/imdb page would take effort I’m not prepared to make, but I am going to sit here and hope they’re still together because of that tweet.

That video is BEGGING for new voiceover, because those announcers were a disgrace. Also, holy shit, The Rock down there knows his moves.

“Watermelons aren’t great”

Football is no longer my favorite sport.

As a mechanically-incompetent paranoid retard convinced everyone is screwing me any time I need any service, my game is pathetic. I could be calling the cops and screaming at people!

The old one where Beltre is on the mound and throws his glove at Elvis as Elvis jogs away laughing will never fucking ever stop being funny.

These Elvis/Adrian posts and disgusting baseball chins are what keep me going.