What in science’s holy fucking name are you blathering about? You actually get angry and want violence against people who do interesting things to see what happens? Get out.

Worst? You mean my favorite. Going to his wiki/imdb page would take effort I’m not prepared to make, but I am going to sit here and hope they’re still together because of that tweet.

That video is BEGGING for new voiceover, because those announcers were a disgrace. Also, holy shit, The Rock down there knows his moves.

I asked myself the same thing. It makes TNG so much funnier. Though that seems almost impossible.

As long as Riker can step over them, I’m cool.

Loooove that they included Waterworld - massively underrated film (properly rated by those that have actually watched it), and holy shit, did not know they created a real atoll.

If our fake snowboarder guy here ever got a suspicion during his gyrating up there with a board attached to his feet that it was a stupid idea that sounded better while stoned, I want to be the one to confirm it.

For deliberately making loud awful movies.

I laughed. Michael Bay is an asshole.

“Watermelons aren’t great”

Football is no longer my favorite sport.

As a mechanically-incompetent paranoid retard convinced everyone is screwing me any time I need any service, my game is pathetic. I could be calling the cops and screaming at people!

The old one where Beltre is on the mound and throws his glove at Elvis as Elvis jogs away laughing will never fucking ever stop being funny.

These Elvis/Adrian posts and disgusting baseball chins are what keep me going.

In the meantime, I’m totally lost. I don’t know where to go to be told what I’m thinking. WHO WILL PUT LEADING SOFTBALL QUESTIONS IN MY MOUTH?

The GIF is from We Need to Talk About Kevin, yeah? Hell of a film. Tilda Swinton is a GODDESS. She just owns the shit out of every role she plays.

Looks like Gray was asking some decent questions...for a subject that is entirely a waste of time...but let me skip lightly over that shit to ask this - I can’t be the only one who has chosen to loath Gray purely because he looks like a human weasel, right?

Danny...Tartabull?

Goddamn it, after getting genuinely pissed at the phrase “make a hit” like twelve times in the first 8 paragraphs, I just realized I’m both my company’s Baseball Guy and the YMCA sports person that needs a life reevaluation. *sigh* The first step is admitting it.

Utah resident here. The joke is that we few drinkers in the state make up for the non-drinkers. I probably don’t, but I appreciate a good 9% ABV “beer” and there are, for some reason, several great ones brewed in the state. Here’s where I’d identify them by name, except, uh, I’ve always been too busying drinking to…