The baseball tips were 10/10. Baseball games really are the best sport to watch. Burneko, you can be a bit of cockgargling loudmouth at times, but you clearly love baseball as much as I do. Awesome job, sir.

The real news here should be that the pitcher is a lunatic.

Each one was even more equally as good as the last.

Jesus christ, I proclaim this my new favorite feature. The fact that Harang is the first one means it’s all downhill from here though.

Yup...I pretty much gave up getting good photos of mine.

What in god's holy fucking name is wrong with people that they avoid black cats? They already hate and use humans, how is black fur somehow extra unlucky? We should know what we're getting into at this point.

Holy shit.

Qlove can play shit bandcampized tunes and still be the coolest human being in the multiverse.

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Twitter is a boring, sad wasteland without Roger Ebert. That is all.

I know it's the whitest thing ever to wish for, but just once, after posterizing the hell out of someone, I want the dunker to give the dunkee a hand up off the floor. I'd like that.

sence

My ex-wife didn't suffer very much physically when she was on her periods, which didn't come that often. But once a month, even without the usual signs of a period, she would turn into a hate-spewing monster. Vicious, VICIOUS, irrational fights would ensue. I believe the nastiest fight we ever got into, the one that…

what I would really like is to get wildly high (helps with the cramps) and faceplant into a sausage-mushroom-onion pizza

Exercise is magical. I had to decide whether to drink myself to death or exercise as I was going through divorce 2 years ago, and though I still had severe depression, exercise was this glorious depression-free bubble in my day, plus a couple of hours of higher self-esteem afterwards.

The keeper had no chance - he knuckled it. No spin whatsoever meant the ball wobbled all over the place on its way in. You can see some of the wobble and the keeper's confusion. Physics is fun!

This is true. At the smaller resorts like Solitude and Powder Mountain, it's a felony to employ non-stoners as liftees. But I skipped all skiing this year, partly because I'm stupid and forgot to get a cheap pass in the summer, and partly because it is 70 fucking degrees out in early March.

Ha, I know.

Thanks kind sir.

Just give up if you're coming through Utah. I mean, go ahead and message ME, but after 5 years, I still don't have a regular guy, and am starting to wonder if I need to be my own regular guy. Funny thing is, I live cleaner than most Mormons.