Same key fob as my Chrysler Town & Country. M-B still uses this Daimler-Chrysler leftover? Hilarious.

Nice wheels.

Yes, please.

So kill me, I like those...

My Fast! Where have you been?

6/10, but I knew it was a <redacted>, I just hit Nissan Pulsar anyway...

My Dad went through a few Neons; ended up leasing the third one and buying afterward. For late-90's affordable compact cars, this had the best interior space for tall people, and the handling was a bonus. The QA/QC gods smiled on this particular car, as it lasted 15 years.

We had a guy on my HS team who could do this. I think we managed a few junk goals off funny bounces. The best part was coaches and boisterous parents who thought it was illegal, "or should be!"

What's less well done is the overall space all this nice detailing is crammed into. I'm not exactly sure how they managed it, but almost every dimension in this car felt just a bit too small or too awkward. The trunk is far less roomy than you'd think by looking at the car. It's adequate, but that's about it. We…

I love your articles, Tavarish. This one is ridiculous in a way that makes me smile.

Yes, that's great, because I will certainly buy a 2016 F-Type!

Being that guy is fair, in this case. I've been to Geno's. I've had better cheesesteaks in shopping malls.

There's the museum, the factories, everything that makes Daimler's number one brand the best in the world.

Had to scroll all the way to the bottom to see anyone else geek out about the door and window handles

There's a near-pristine Tempo that parks near my office...

Well played.

How about anyone who doesn't want to pay 10-15 cents extra per gallon?

I seem to remember a good story about this one... During the Daimler-Chrysler years, they gave Chrysler engineers an AMG V12 motor and said, "See what you can make with this."

Not even a "well done" at the end. "OK, that's it."

Lol at Vikings fan on the periphery...