My friend’s cat. He knocks over everyone’s cups all the time and he knows he’s doing it.

Whew, finally. Hideo Kojima isn't going to make MGS anymore. He's going to leave Konami. We can all finally stop with all of our twittering and pleading and hashtagging and Facebooking and snail mailing and regular e-mailing and pigeon carrierin—*remembers Silent Hills existence*

Ohh shit! He can't leave Konami yet!…

Can someone who isn't mad as hell and can't take it anymore explain the Evolve DLC controversy to me? Thanks.

OMg Leo, you're back! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMGFMGOGOjvjS:EFkOghxfghxfhxfjjghjgghkjgjrt567w7SE rgzhthxthxthxeir['0w3rW3OR-]o2042=-52MOFGMDROKGKEFIEAEF

I don't believe so. It would be great if it was.

And this is it. The only two posts that need to be made under this article. One explaining everyone's feelings on the matter and one to point this out.

And I love it.

It seems that he got rather sick. Poor fellow. I can only hope he has a speedy recovery, although it's been quite sometime since he seemed to post anything.

This is a cool video and fuck that bear but... I miss Leo Wichtowski. I miss him and his voice! Please get well and come back soon Leo! I want you to take a look at games once again!

...Sorry about that. I think I'm going to go buy Eidolon.

He was probably upset with his choice of coffee flavors in the cafeteria "Just three choices?" he said. "Really? Has everything I've done for this simply not mattered?"

Good. Maybe now we'll get a proper ending to Mass Effect 3. I want to be told the key to saving all of civilization is in another castle damnit!

Wait, are you saying your ex-girlfriend left you for another girl?

Actually, the real reason as to why Spider-Man was rebooted was because Sam Raimi and company walked out on Spider-Man 4 during pre-production.

As soon as I saw the words "Trenchcoat" followed by the word "Fedora", I knew exactly where this shit was going. I believe that if anyone wears those two items of clothing together, they better immediately appear to be the coolest mother fucker in the room or else you know exactly what kind of person they are going to…

OMG... that ending... I'm not crying! I swear!

A "flop" series? Opinion does not become fact just because you say it does. Last I checked, Bioshock Infinite surpassed 4 million sold.

The first in a LONG line of the BEST unboxing videos in the Internet.

Wait, so that means he was 16 when Wounded Knee happened? Damn.