A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

More cupholders.

“Rub some dirt on it and keep hiking. What are you, a six year old girl in tremendous pain and maybe shock? Jesus!”

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

Meekly-Built Mother’s latest E.P., The Child With The Broken Arm, soars to the top of the indie charts.

I think he honestly has no idea Kap is black.

It did exist, but it was wiped out by Rosa Parks in the 1860's.

Buying organic

He’s in a Whole Foods.

Produce is fucking expensive these days!

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

If you are alone and choking and think you are going to die, the first step should be to delete your browser history.

This reminds me of quite possibly the greatest “Choose Your Own Adventure” book ever written:

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

Awww. Superman was on every day, in repeats, after school when I was a kid. Every single day. RIP, Lois/Noel.

Just like the boobs on Fox, this one, too, is lily-white and far to the right.