It got pretty beat up but the scuttle butt was that RG left the lockers locked during the high speed sections and they failed so they did all the rock crawling sections with open diffs and lots of time consuming winching.

I find it fun to say. Especially fun was when they had a rhyming model name, like the Kia Sephia.

It’s so parents can’t “accidentally” kill their children by leaving them locked in a hot car.

Canyonero is an instant name upgrade for ANY large vehicle.

What normal people experience is called “semantic satiation”, what you’re experiencing is some sort of neuroticism that I think you’ll find is unique to yourself and not relatable for everyone else.

I think you mean XT6 but really this just shows how much Cadillac’s current naming scheme sucks.

FTFY

And then what will we do when when the pinky and thumb team up in a slight shaking motion? We fought those wars in the 80s, man...

Typical French debauchery

And in Europe there are like 7 pickup trucks sold a year. 

You do have to wait awhile to find that vehicle that fits your needs of, terrible gas mileage, aerodynamics, power, braking distances and price.  

who buys groceries at the mall

No one is buying this as a work truck.

party pooper.

Not with an 84 month loan! And zero down!

You mean an H3T?

The new Jalopnik standard is clickbait.

I watched this. One lady in the stands was PISSED that Tim Meadows was blocking her view. It was kind of awesome.

The Shriners beg to differ! They also beg for change

I learned from Bagua, where there is lots of pushing, that to push someone effectively you must push upwards, thereby keeping them from rooting and being able to stand their ground.