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Did you just win Jalopnik?

wait. HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE DRIVEN A BRZ YET?

it has that strange camera on the mirror. you could grab that

Hello, I am part of the Jalopnik circlejerk. Here to remind you of this:

Wait wait wait... you haven’t driven a BRZ? And you work for Jalopnik? Get a press car stat!

The insurance on the Mustang is higher. Also cleaning human blood off the body is a shitty job.

I don’t think the emails actually exist. They are digital. And no one honestly knows how to read one because of that. Maybe if Einstein hadn’t died...

Once again, you guys show that you are part of gawkmodo, but took like an ethics class or something.

Actually, when he was an engineer at FCA, David did some work on the 2018 Wrangler. Like most people in his position he has an NDA. As such we’ve kept him off coverage of this particular vehicle as it’s been in development. I’m sure we’ll get him behind the wheel of one once it’s out, though.

You know what’s cool? Getting to your destination without trouble. Toyota makes cars that do exactly that.

You’re right, and I hate that you’re right. Most people don’t care about driving. Most people who do care about driving get brow-beaten into buying a boring car anyway. That doesn’t mean I’m just gonna shut up and accept it. Toyota can get fucked if they’re gonna try to tell me that I should have a hard-on for a

Don’t forget the super-advanced alternator it uses:

I always like to think... whenever someone tries to defend how rock solid the US auto industry was/is/whatever... think about how long they kept putting LUGGAGE RACKS onto the trunks of cars. I don’t know when they stopped (1997 seems about right) but I don’t recall EVER seeing anyone using the luggage rack.

That’s a sign man.

Available from this (only) mostly sketchy website for a dealer in Florida:

Rich Corinthian leather

Props to burps25 for calling this last month.

Did you have your Daisy Dukes on?

Kansas keeps finding reasons for me to not want to go there.