I can’t recall a time I ever have, thanks to the morning pocket slap routine.

So, you’re saying that this was a revenge ruling? That makes it more bullshit, not less.

How is this holding water in court.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

When your driving is SO bad that people make multiple Facebook groups to keep away from you.

Liar.

ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

“co-brandedwith The North Face to appeal to #spontaneous #adventurous #youngpeople”

Don’t get your hopes up with the upcoming Supra either please. Toyota hates all of you, there is just no other explanation.

I actually care about my car, so I already don’t use automated car washes. But thanks for the video.

The YJ weakened me. The guy saw I was defenseless.

Do salty tears fall up in Australia?

What the actual fuck... How did she even manage that?!?!

Key Words: Normal Side

Or inattentive drivers from anywhere else on the majority of the planet who drive on the normal side of the road.

Was going to make the same observation. I think those have to be foreigners visiting the country. They all seem to jump when they realize what they’re doing.

gtaV NPCs are at it again.

I love how appropriate the radio song often was. “I could close my eyes...” Van bludgeons the curb multiple times.

All good advice, just wanted to add: Never allow a dealer to place their decal on your car. This is such a show of disrespect I can’t understand how so many people just allow it. It’s basically them peeing on your multiple-tens-of-thousands-of-dollars purchase.

Sandbox paranoia: even the civilian NPCs are out to get you.