IMO instead of trying to revive Maserati and Alfa to compete with the Germans Marchionne should’ve prioritized building Toyota-level durability into Dodges, Chryslers and Fiats.

Because you read the comment sections on Jezebel/Gawker Media too frequently.

I remember a time Dick Butkus hit Gale Sayers, in the back, with a truncheon, before the ball had even been punted, and he was ON THE SAME DAMN TEAM

Two people have already fallen for this. +howdojokeswork

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

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ECLECTIC

The diesel manual Opel Astra wagon I rented in Cologne and took to the black forest topped out at 135mph. It wasn’t until after I did that I found out that it was still on snow tires in August.

Did you lick the officers face and wag your tail? No? Well quit complaining then.

AND HE’S A GOOD BOY! YES HE IS!

WTF? Work internet banned http://teamcoco.com But facebook/youtube and other still allowed? What kind of dirty stuff is on that website?

+1 internet for you

I’m pretty sure that, here in Chicago at least, it started out as a summer marketing campaign by Stoli, who went around to every bar and gave out free cases of those copper mugs.

Why do I have this sneaking suspicion that the lowest priced ticket isn’t actually going to go down?

Cateras? I bet those were Opel Omegas. The Catera was a rebadged Omega. I’m surprised you saw STSs, because I never see them. Did they have Swiss plates?

Already planing a trip in May and a subsequent one in August.

The gauge cluster never grow on you. Ive driven an ATS about 95000 miles. The suspension though... nothing like it in the class.

Note that it defaults to normal restrictions. So if you’re driving in a country which normally has a speed limit of 130 on the highway, but you’re in a part where there’s a 90 zone that sign will mean it’s back at 130.

End of all limitations. So no more speed limit.