Jared Allen cosplay.

The “little bit” part just makes it sound a little nicer.

I think he’s referring to Drew’s polo.

Aren’t half their greatest moments the Packers blowing it in the playoffs?

Is your moms name susan? Asking for a friend..

I honestly thought that appearing in a Super Bowl over forty years ago being labeled “Vikings Greatest Moments” was going to be it, but no... it appears to just be one of their greatest moments.

Well, the fight was technically over after that first left that knocked him silly. Everything after that was in the deleted scenes.

I’ve seen these guys before:

Probably that William J. LePetomane asshole. What’ll he think of next?

That’s like saying “funniest comedians from Germany”. Trust me, I’m an Upper Midwesterner too. When sausage and potatoes every fucking night is your idea of living, you will join the ranks of the adipose.

I wrote “fist shop.” It was supposed to be gift shop. teehee!

No one should be happy about this injury. The last thing Peterson needs is a good excuse to walk around with a cane.

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Of course. And nothing worse than random speculation in this scenario.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

Except cops get paid $60,000/yr on average and are entrusted with the massive responsibility of public safety and law enforcement. I am so sick of people making excuses for cops by setting the bar as low as fucking possible.

To be fair, I run my center fog lights with my low beams on dark highways because it’s much brighter than my high beams on my Mustang. It makes it easier to aim my car towards the crowds as I leave cars and coffee...

We see you, and have to avert our eyes because the damned fogs are probably blinding us.

But if I were him, I would certainly take the violation to court, win, then file a complaint against the officer for harassment. This seems to be a completely pointless traffic stop.