Unfortunately, when the question is "burn out?" The answer isn't Mata. At least not stock, V8 swapped is a whole nother thing.

I thought you asked for abused and distrusted...

Individual peak figures.

Grant Balfour has to be the worst possible name a reliever can have in a payoff-pitch situation.

Need a 4 door Jeep that's easy to put a lift on?

I'd only pay for them if they could give me x-ray vision through the in-dash LCD screen. Yes, I would use it to look at attractive women.

Problem solved.

An XJ this is not.

Just lift it high enough that I don't have to look at it.

People actually want to lift this thing?!

Why are so many cars just stopped in the road for absolutely no reason!?!? It's like they just decided they were no longer going to try and drive and just come to a stop. I've driven through worse storms in my old bitchin' Volare years ago...

Said the guy in a 3 series, stuck in 2" of powder. But this is truck yeah material.

I don't know how it is set up but I'm willing to bet the window has a sticker that says Hummer recovery team.

Truck yeah!

Unload quad in back, pull truck off of berm, reload quad, go on your merry motherfucking way!

Yeah, chase him down in your Crown Vic and ticket him if you want.

"HE CAN'T DO THAT!...Can he do that?"

This is what I don't get about the south. You have these big, 4wd trucks... why do you not use the, in situations like this? This guy should be like a yogi to all of you, and teach you the way of the driving.

The recipe for winter driving here in Charlotte is: 1 part mashed gas, 2 parts late braking, and an abundant side of overcorrection.

"Carrying a quad for extra traction."