Holy crap is that story sad.

You need these: https://www.google.com/search?q=fake+speed+bumps

Goddamn, you missed the actual joke, he wasn’t ripping on handicapped people not being able to control their car, he was ripping on Mustang owners for not being able to control their car.

It got hit so hard the front quarter panel had whiplash.

We did something like that in boston once.

That should be a case of justifiable assault.

That crosstour, is such a waste of a good concept. Halfway between accord wagon and SUV. Honda already has two great SUVs available from the same line it made no sense to offer it. Should have just made an AWD accord wagon or made it a real hatch and not that long sedan-coupe liftback thing.

Seriously, when do we lose that unimaginative bag o’ crap?

Newman delivered there. Several times.

You’ll love it. My local dealer has an ‘16 Autobahn 4 door manual with DCC, performance package, lighting package for $28,769! ($33k MSRP). If I wasn’t waiting for Honda to release the Si/Type R, I’d jump on it.

I guess there are worse things to be stereotyped as.

At least you don’t have to see Larry’s fucking pinky when he’s on the radio.

No synchros, so probably grinding first?

Yeah and then it gets stuck in the snow. Although I would have killed for one of these in the -20°F walks to class.

obligatory.

You’re generating Kilowatt-HOURS, not kilowatts. Energy isn’t expressed in watts, that’s power.

Or the CrossTour, or the ZDX.... Maybe we got those instead of a new S2000.

None of my 3 kids are interested in a stick.

Or she makes a boringly basic chicken recipe with great sounding name. “Oh, it’s stuffed pesto chicken, that’s interesting, because it tastes like dog meat”. Honda, WHY NO SPORT TOURING MANUAL HATCH! WTF?

Isn’t it odd when somehow sexual assault is “funny” when it’s a woman doing that to a man/boy? Especially when taking advantage of social status, wealth and employment.