Haha that one totally worked on me. I swear it was like "wait, did we move in together? How long have you not had your own place?"

Thank you. I really can't fall any lower (knocking on wood) and i have a job. So i will just go out there and see what happens. Adventure Time!

I'm withholding criticism until she has a second kid and names it Double Rainbow.

1. He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’

I have to see a specialist about the kidney stones. I have a follow up about the other issues this coming week. Considering the level of pain the stones have caused they seem to have taken the front of the line, concern wise. I was pretty well begging for death all of last weekend, dragged myself to the BMV for my new…

I wrote a ten year long rant about how much I resent my sister but I deleted it. I have to stop allowing the toxic people in my life from controlling it. I know what I need to do with that situation so I am gonna stop ranting about it and just do it. I just need to learn to do with and let go of resentment. That is my…

Nope! But I have a horror story. One guy I talked to one there was really weird. To the point that I may have been talking to him only to amuse myself. I was more cruel then. Anyways.

That guy is worse than pudding skin.

And who the fuck looks like they did 20 years ago, anyway? It's called middle-age. Happens to the best of us.

That tattoo is going to age really well. In 20 years, it's going to be just as awesome as it is now and not at all something to be slightly embarrassed about.

So can we finally lay to rest the lie that thin women have the privilege of walking around in public without getting negative comments on their appearance? Good. Because I'm almost as tired of hearing that bullshit as I am of hearing that I must be anorexic.

Tom Arnold is a flat out Survivor

OH,

This is so ... confusing. Isn't Charo with diarrhea Charo with diarrhea? Or is this Charo's way of telling us she has perfect bowels and Vergara only wishes she had it like that? Ugh. I hate bowel arrogance.

Haha okay, but...your username.

Something like this once happened to me!

A few years ago, I was Val Kilmer's understudy in a regional production of Grease. (Our role, naturally, was Rizzo. Val is very talented.) I never expected to see the stage, but I was told — emphatically — that I had to attend every performance. So I did, for the first few…

"She tipped her head back in ecstasy as she reached climax, writhing and moaning in ecstasy as the waves of pleasure rolled over her. Sweat rolled down the length of her body and she sighed in pleasure.

Also great about those characters was that they weren't punished storyline-wise for being fat. Sookie fell in love, got married, had children and none of it was ever an issue. Miss Patty was a dance teacher full of saucy jokes and whatnot. No one was ever like "Miss Patty can't be a dance teacher because she's fat!…

A thousand times yes! As someone who was overweight, I loved her character so much. Yes, she was bigger but not only was that never a storyline, she was a chef, loved food and just loved life. Period.

I remember watching Gilmore Girls, Melissa McCarthy was Lauren Graham's best friend on the show and she was able to be funny and play a crazy character and not once was her weight ever involved. The same goes for two other frequent recurring characters played by Sally Struthers and Liz Torres, both heavy but the…