I posted this question a few days ago but it didn't get promoted in time: Has anyone ever heard a punk/alternative song about Uncle Jesse? The band had a female lead singer. I heard it around 2006 so it probably came out about that time. Can't find it anywhere.

The youngest now resembles the middle one, only less Ewan-ey.

My mom was in the L&D room with us. I had to direct her to stand by my head since when she first arrived she stood by my left foot. I was all "No, you, up here!" and that is where she stayed, thankfully. So I ended up in a c-section and I had a fever so baby had to go to NICU. I told my husband months before that…

"I'm a lesbian so I'm used to bisexual and hetereosexual women prolonging blueballs until they figure their shit out."

1. The tweet says she didn't get it done out of respect for her family's wishes, not Jahar's. Clearly there was such a rush to create a frenzy over one girl's twitter feed that basic reading comprehension went out the window.

Everyone wants to have their troubles cared about, it's the human condition. I've never felt my troubles weren't cared about here because I'm a guy. In the micro-sense, there's no such thing as "women," there are only individuals. In a macro sense, women have troubles that we don't. If it helps to free yourself of…

There is a lot of evidence that it is stress from living in a drastically unequal society. Most people want to attribute it to lifestyle, but we don't rank that badly in health behaviors (we are about the same as Canada, Australia, and Russia in terms of health behaviors). This sums up a lot of the public health…

The main cause of the United States’ high infant mortality rate when compared with Europe is the very high percentage of preterm births in the United States.

Abercrombie boy kids largest size (XL or XXL) fits me. The women's L does not.

I briefly knew someone once that talked so fast that my brain literally could not process what she was saying. She would finish a sentence, look expectantly at me, and I would have to tell her that I had no idea what she just said.

So you're young enough to be living at home, you've tried out a million different religions, you converted to Islam a month and a half ago because your friends were doing it, and you're demanding your mother take you seriously?

As a writer who is concerned that having kids will diminish or potentially replace my drive to write (and at the very least, drastically reduce the amount of time I will have to dedicate to my writing), I get where she's coming from, and I think that, speaking for others aside, she makes a valid point

I feel like I was literally the only person to have a good week this week and I feel a little bad about my one good week of the semester landing in the middle of so much pain (earthquakes, electoral violence in Iraq (no seriously this is nuts) , Boston, Texas). But I landed my dream internship this week and found out…

Clearly, the Catholic Church is terrified of women.

I'd send the response card back. I'd send it back with "HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO" written on it. I'd take a bite out of the corner and write "OMG, sorry! SO HUNGRY!" below it. Then I'd draw a dick on it. Because I'm mature.

Can you please update: The explosion at JFK Library was actually a mechanical fire and unrelated.

Do you consider Deadspin reputable? They said it was families from Newtown (the last mile was in honor of the Sandy Hook victims).

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I can't help but feel this is domestic terrorism related to tax day. I have no evidence for that, let me make that clear. I just have a terrible, sinking feeling at the pit of my stomach.