Aw, I want to be your mother and do everything right for you!

Well, that was Solange. She seems...highstrung.

You know what’s amazing? If she dumped his ass, he would fall into a hole of obscurity, while she would be more and more powerful.

Beyonce has always been so careful about her public image and is so media savvy that it would not surprise me if a lot of it was just smoke and mirrors.

Every single “nice” thing someone said about him, as quoted in this article, is pretty much textbook damning with faint praise. It’s pretty beautiful to witness.

Perhaps that explains his excitement about visiting a Chili’s while visiting Manhattan?

That’s funny because Buffalo has some of the fewest chain restaurants in the country. You sound like a pretentious shit

Cool. We're all impressed you're a big shot. Sadly, this is a small representation of the idiots in Buffalo. The entire city is not like this.

What vintage are your farts?

This may not be the place, but I just wanted to say Erin had done an amazing job at turning Jezebel around. Under her hand I started to enjoy this website. I’m sad that she is gone but some of the more toxic people are promoted here and on Gawker. Good luck on the new direction. I’ll go back to the greys now.

You’re a monster, basically.

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

Please write that book.

Oh man, I remember a lot of these ads. And I actually went to A Flock Of Seagulls gig in the early 80s. Fuck I’m old. I have no nostalgia for the 80s except for The Smiths, The Jesus And Mary Chain, Spacemen 3 and New Order. The 80s were awful. Thatcher and Reagan, beurk.

It’s obvious that everybody in advertising was high on cocaine in the 80s.

I am also a stress-baker. I give a bunch of it away or bring it to work, because I don’t want to eat everything I make; I just like the act of making it. Right now, I’m on a bread kick, because kneading is tremendously soothing.

Alone time is THE BEST. As an introvert, there’s nothing as rejeuvenating than being left the hell alone for a while.