That will be featured alongside our Tarantulash mascara.
That will be featured alongside our Tarantulash mascara.
“Can I buy that lipstick?” “Sure, I’ll put it on your bill”
I should start a makeup brand called “DuckFace".
At a Donald Trump rally in New Hampshire on Thursday, a fired-up gentleman in the audience pointed out that there’s…
You’re almost there.
oh no hero dog stories
Tillie and Phoebe are two dogs who were lost for almost a week in the woods in Washington state. Phoebe wound up…
ugh. the thought of five sets of shitty little cat feet tracking litter everywhere makes me gag.
BREAKING:
I swear I saw Josh Duggar, so we’re on the same page this morning...
For about two seconds, my coffee-deprived brain thought this was Jared from Subway. What a clusterfuck that would be.
but acknowledge that the legality of such licenses is unclear
There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.
Last year Reshma Bano Qureshi, 18, was attacked by her brother-in-law and a group of men who held her down and…
“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”
I pictured this wedding happening at the Plaza Hotel to an all grown up Eloise
This woman is THE WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSTTT.
He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.
Here’s a blanket statement. I know it, and I don’t care.