The preoccupation with power is interesting, depressing, and telling.

The internet and anonymity is a hell of a drug.

I was minding my own business (being a drunk asshole) outside a club, when a cop (not a cop, a security guard) hand cuffed me...am I cool yet?!

Oh honey. That poor, poor 20 year old child. RUN, GIRL.

This shit ain’t a race issue its a cop issue!!!!

AND ETC.

Hey! Here’s an idea. All the 18+ Duggar “kids” similtaneously enlist in the army on active service. Their reality show will be called D-Troop, and will follow the hijinks of Duggars digging up and disabling IEDs. Each week it will be like Ten Little Indians — will Jesus save them, or will He not?

This isn’t Grave Duggar video?

I’m sure there are plenty of mega churches they can get paid to go speak at, and talk about their harrowing tale of what happened when they tried to play nice with that demonic lie-brul media.

There is no depth they will not plumb.

The whole incident is still under investigation so she can’t talk about it. I still can’t seem to understand exactly what happened, but it is a little hard for me to fully support Caitlyn after such a horrible accident, and the way she has stood by as her youngest daughter basically runs around with tons of plastic…

No, it’s their fault for having moderately thick books in their bags...

Yep...not a conspiracy against an African-American sorority!

Yeah, I was expecting a bunch of morning drunk, lululemon wearing sorority girls causing a kerfuffle. Not a bunch of alums at a national conference carrying GASP!!! BOOKS!!!! Meanwhile, didn’t the TSA just fail like 97% surprise tests of screening actual guns, knives and incendiary devices?

My theory is that he doesn’t want to be President (as evidenced by systematically alienating every conceivable group). But I think he’s trying to make the other right wing douche canoes look more centrist, therefore making any/all of them more electable. Or maybe he’s trying to make Hillary president. Although I don’t…