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6/27/15

Yeah, I wouldn’t even wish that on CONRAD Hilton.

Ben & Jerry's Renames Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough "I Dough, I Dough"

In support of yesterdays Obergefell v. Hodges ruling, Ben & Jerry’s is renaming one of their most popular ice cream…

6/26/15

stars for your comment.

6/26/15

Please tell me these are not actually real people. Especially the bottom row, they look like characters from Wallace and Gromit come to life.

6/26/15

The bottom three look like Pixar characters come to life. They all look like some fucked up retelling of Snow White, only she gets raped and murdered by a fellowship of nine murders.

6/26/15

6/26/15

There...um...doesn’t seem to be a lot of genetic diversity in that group...

6/26/15

At some point, you guys are going to have to admit that Florida isn’t the most Florida place in the country.

Also, do we need to start looking out for the facial hair / haircut combo sported by 3/4 of the guys on the top row? It clearly is either a marker for this kind of behavior, or the cause of it.

6/26/15

How did this not happen in Florida? It’s just got that...je ne sais quoi that most trashy Florida stories have going.

6/24/15

And how do we begin to covet, Clarice?

6/24/15

Karolina Waclawiak on Disappearing Trophy Wives and Courtney Stodden

Karolina Waclawiak’s new novel, The Invaders, focuses in on an aging trophy wife in a Connecticut beachside…

6/23/15

This needs every fucking star in the galaxy the people on this website do not appreciate genius but I do

6/23/15

“Satisfied, Shyne placed the voodoo doll back into it’s box, and put the box on the shelf in the closet. His job was finally finished.”

6/23/15

Ice T has played a cop for 17 years and now has a daytime talk show coming. Dr Dre is a billionaire thanks to fancy headphones. Eminem is a soccer dad, with a daughter in college and two foster/adopted kids. Snoop’s hanging with Martha Stewart. And Diddy’s weapon of choice these days is a kettle ball. Tupac is sitting…

6/23/15

This is the first time in my life I can say without even the slightest sense of irony, “woke up in the mornin’ feelin’ like P Diddy”

6/23/15

I don’t even care what really happened, I just LOVE the idea of Diddy going to throw down on his son’s mean coach (who, as I understand from Sports Center, has a rep for being an emotionally abusive dick). I mean, there is now something that Diddy and my mom might have in common! Because I can think of a couple…

6/23/15

fucking hipsters and their old-timey workouts.

6/23/15

THIS IS THE ONLY STORY I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD