Um this is literally a list of my favorite movies.....and I am also someone who spends a lot of time in an art museum so um? I don’t bother with justifying anything though, I love these movies because they’re awesome.

I went as Tony “Scarface” Montana for senior dress up day my senior year. Every time I was inpatient at the hospital as a kid I brought a bag with the same movies every time. Godfather, treasure of the Sierra Madre, Dark Passage, Fantasia, Troy (it was a phase), Gladiator, my Hannibal lecter movies, Goodfellas, and…

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This non-satirical article was published on the website of a major newspaper in the largest media market in the United States.

The New York Post has really gone downhill since Headless Body in Topless Bar guy died.

Oddly, I think I finally found a use for #NotAllMen - to tell this guy that some of us didn’t miss the point of Goodfellas.

WTF? There are still people in 2015 who think Dances With Wolves was better? Probably the same perverts who prefer Forrest Gump to Pulp Fiction.

My mom & I BOTH love Goodfellas! We used to watch it all the time when I was in the hospital. She also loves Godfather parts I & II.

So kind of off topic but yet not off topic... My parents happen to own and live in a house that Henry Hill lived in for a time here in WA. He was renting it and trying to buy it, but didn’t have the money. Apparently he ended up getting evicted and the house was subsequently sold... To one of the detectives who…

I’m a female (and Italian) & GoodFellas ranks high in my top ten favorite movies ever. Scorsese’s movies are all about rooting for the bad guy. I understand that isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but not liking or “getting” it sure as shit isn’t gender specific.

What I don't understand is why women AND men begin running away from me when I pull out this poster board arguing beyond doubt that Goodfellas should have beat Dancing With Wolves for the damn Oscar that year.

Yeah, no. GoodFellas is one of my very favorite movies. It’s just a damn good flick. So this asshole needs to clam up.

Okay, fight me if I’m wrong but unless you are literally a child wearing it over your school uniform, adult women have no business wearing those kind of sweaters. I can’t decide if they are infantilizing or just ugly. Maybe it’s because women in cleaning product commercials are always wearing them over button downs as…

Yeah, the annoying thing about J.Crew is they are putting the same cost/ethics into their manufacturing as say, H&M, but then somehow expect people to pay an insane mark up.

#notallTillys

If I’m paying $450 for preppy clothes that make me look like an asshole, they're going to be from Brooks Brothers.

It’s like the marriage version of when Chandler invented Cups to give Joey money, and if it works in a sitcom it’s got to be good advice.