Brill. Don’t miss out on calling one of the products “anus lips.”

Southeastern Poland?

Buffalo. But it’s rare to find the spellings exactly the way they were used in our family.

Sometimes a comment just reaches right out of the computer and grabs you by the throat.

“Dziadzia”and “Busia” and messed up family members. I’m quite sure we are related somehow.

Hmm. If core knowledge = awfulness, does it still count as self-actualization?

Born shoes are hands (feet?)-down the best for my tootsies. Tewtally worth the cost.

Born shoes are hands (feet?)-down the best for my tootsies. Tewtally worth the cost.

Anything Born does well for me. I have a pair similar to these and they’ve held up well; they are several years old and with regular polishing, look brand new:

Anything Born does well for me. I have a pair similar to these and they’ve held up well; they are several years old…

Oh, good, if you are a friendly drunk, the following technique really confuses the opposition if you run into them: brilliant smile, say LOUDLY “Hi, how ARE you!!!” (Not a question/doesn’t require an answer.) Keep walking. Keep beaming. Repeat as necessary.

Amazing.

My friend did not have a wake, she had a Martini Party in her memory a month after she died. The direction to have this party was in her will, along with the guest list for the party. She was just a lifelong wicked pissah (as they say in MA), so the eulogies (helped by tee many martoonis) devolved into hilarity - just…

It’s a security camera, but WTF on that angle. WHAT IF HE CRAPPED ON THE CAMERA?

Would assume it’s a home castle-equity loan?

BOOM.

Dictators fuck everybody.

He is reaping all the hate that the GOP has been seeding for eight years. Now they have this out-of-control gasbag running around destroying their chances for 2016. He’ll implode; it’s just a matter of when, not if. Or he’ll run on a third-party ticket because of his ego. In the meantime, he’s trashing the Republican…

For sheer entertainment value, the idea of a Trump/Putin showdown has its appeal (I mean, it could be amusing if the planet in cinders wasn’t at stake).