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For some reason, if a restaurant or bar has booths and they will let you sit in one alone, you get bothered less than if you are sitting at a table, solo. I don’t know why this is, but found it consistently true.

We were at a beach near an army base one Sunday. I was 14, this total dork with glasses, and no way was I going to walk with my paaaaaaarents, so I was 20 feet ahead of them and I could just feel every head whipping around as I passed... it was like a 600-yard gantlet. It didn’t help that I could hear my parents

That is exactly what it looked like... snuggle time!

I enjoy your avatar name very much!

Large bats are crazy scary when they’re flying around all frantic in a small space.

That’s what it looked like!

True Beanie Baby story: a friend’s child had quite the collection and they were arrayed neatly on special shelves around her room. A visitor innocently asked “where did you get the bat one?” WHAT BAT ONE?!?!? It was a real bat (and a big one) snugged side by side with pink and blue fuzzies on either side. Cue much

...people with lots and lots of money like a good bargoon. THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!

At first read, thought you meant “Muppet territory” because she missed laser hair removal.

Pretty sure she’s equally good at sucking up to anyone one or more notches above on her perceived social ladder.

BOOM.

That is the face of a man ready to bitch slap GOP losers. And I’d pay to see it.

$450, and I just saw the ghost of my Polish aunt in the 70s.

“Hot teacher” parties. I can’t even. The Delusional Force, it is deep with this one.

Oops. Damn Kinja.

Horrible. //tears I am so very, very sorry. Hope your daughter and you are on a path to healing.

I'm all for creative time-wasting but this is just... beyond nopitude.

Just bought the L'Oreal Miss Manga vs my usual Voluminous that I've been wearing for years and — meh. It clumps a LOT. Doesn't look anything like the ad, even with the disclaimer about false eyelashes. The brush has this little bendy elbow, which I find strange and it provides less control. Will go back to my

Just bought the L'Oreal Miss Manga vs my usual Voluminous that I've been wearing for years and — meh. It clumps a

Seriously did not know this. Thanks for the heads-up! (heh)

Oh noes. WHY?