You like it rough, don't you.

Halloween, senior year of college. My friends and I went as a merry band of troubadours or something like that and won Best Group Costume (my other friend, in spectacular full drag as Mae West, won Best Costume). For some reason, I was semi-sober when I got home, was still dressed in my room when two carloads of…

Just — heinous.

Totally thought "Teddy" had a behind-the-eyes cam, from the first time I read that creepy detail.

Those of us who are actually working canines in female form salute you.

Woah. Thanks for that link.

Whew, what a relief.

Well it's clearly the woman wearing more makeup. That makes her a slut and probably a thief, too.

I wish I could go, also! Victorian mourning is a fascinating subject all the way around. I'm all for the Hawaiian shirts, if that is what someone wants, but I always dress for a wake or funeral (not difficult since half my wardrobe is black or gray anyway). But I come from a family who dresses for holidays, for…

You are so right (as always!) We went to a destination wedding (Vermont - an 8+-hour drive) and tacked on some extra time to make it a vacation, but — never again. (My apologies to the not-yet-engaged younger sister of the bride whose destination wedding made this rule necessary.)

Thank you, Nefer. Actually - feel better after 1st treatment, so - very optimistic.

Oh, honey. //Hugs

First six hours of Day Two: all that body!

The world desperately needs this movie.

No gay coffee. Burrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn.

I stayed at a creepy B&B once where the pillow smelled like Other People's Heads and the grossitude of it is with me to this day. Dirty scalp. //retching noises

When that heavy, thick hank of hair at the back of my skull is soaked with sweat? No way is that hitting my (triple-covered) down pillow — much less following me around all day.

Knee caps! That'll be a great (and PG-rated version) to entertain the family over the holidays.

It was admittedly very odd watching a pair of breasts staccato soundlessly to music playing inside my head, but the moment had its charm.

Illustrious? <insert HUAH HUAH HUAH operatic baritone laugh>