Pillow talk when he finds someone: "Are you sufficiently lubricated to enjoy penetration?"

Rolf! I am Reichstag, goin' on hipster...

Nailed it. Follow the money.

My avatar likes it, too.

Walmart: prices are unbeatable, your joy stick is not.

If it wasn't for the whole mouth-feel thing, I'd probably be mainlining sugar into my veins like an addict.

Good thing they outlawed nauga clubbing.

Indeed, yes!

EEEEK! That label was on practically every sweater unless you were at the Irish Shop!!!

... it wasn't so bad then. Mid 90s, yes, but Y2K and beyond? Tolerable. At least I can look at photos from then without cringing.

There was NOTHING redeeming about "fashion" in the 70s. A million little polyesters died for each and every "outfit." Plus it was the start of of mass fashion... instead of having a few good ensembles, people bought and bought and BOUGHT all this slick polyester sh!t. //sniff Good thing moi discovered vintage…

Ugh, my oil issue continues and I'm an Old. I'm grateful for the resulting no-wrinkles, but I'll probably be spending part of my Social Security check on zit cream.

Showing balls and havin' a pair CAN be two different things.

Low-hanging fruit, as in a banana hammock? A grape sack? A plum smuggler?

Madeleine - best episode recap (and most definitely the most appropriate headline) on the internetz!

Anything with a tint in it ends up getting scrubbed off with the 2:30 PM oilies! If I could find an oil absorbing/mattifying version of the blur stuff I'd be in heaven. Oh, and at a drugstore, since I refuse to disappear into the maw of Sephora or above $$$.

The new L'Oreal Miracle Blur cream is the shizzle. Makes my skin look like porcelain.

You cut nothing, Jon Snow.

WOW. Thanks for this. I hadn't a clue that there was this sort of hierarchical contempt going on — you opened my eyes (to a sad reality, but still).

So true! You spend so much time in H.S. wishing you could be somebody different. It takes a long time to realize that wherever you go, there you are — and to embrace that.