Oh, this brings back good memories. Look what you've started.

I'm confused by the other two figures. So... the one on the left is for kilt wearers while the one on the right is for people in jeans? That seems a stupid way to determine restroom allocation.

Sadly, I feel as though a lot of things may confound these folks. For example: ocean tides, lady parts, baby making, rape rape, BENGHAZI!!!!, HPV vaccinations, gay stuff, and brown people.

"They're better people than us," says Brian Kilmeade. So are things growing on the underside of bridges.

That GIF is EVERYTHING. ALL the things. Every goddamn last one of the things.

I'm sorry

This paragraph had me rolling...

Five years is not nearly an adequate sentence for rape. This is disgusting the judge should be disbarred.

I was once driving near Thunder Bay, and saw the WEIRDest big black dog running down the highway. I slowed down to see if it was okay, and then all of a sudden it was a baby bear, and its momma was coming up quick behind it. "Hightailing" does not do justice to how fast I got outta Dodge.

I love this.

That has happened to me. For one brief, glorious minute in 2013 everyone knew that I had not only watched "HoT BoyZ Make Luv VERY Swet" but liked it enough that I wanted to share it with the world.

People like to know that others share their sentiments, no matter how inane or obviously universal they are.

anywhere with pine trees! but happens to be a small town in Southern Ontario hahha.

HAHAHAHA "whole herd of trees" oh my god, I'd probably shit my pants. The tree growled at you....

And deer don't fuck around, they're mean buggers if you scare them.

You might feel silly for mistaking an inanimate object for an animal, but it's much more dangerous if you mistake an animal for an inanimate object , or in my case mistaking a giant deer with a tree.

I think that's the point of the experiment.

Eh, your average guy probably has more territory to cover than your average girl, but I'm willing to bet about 5% of women have as much body hair, or more, than a 50th percentile dude does.

They should be included. Most women do some grooming down there. Maybe just do a bikini wax or something. I don't think the prof would force you to do a full Brazilian, but maybe just a swipe or two with a safety razor.