Bahahahahahaha. At first I was, hell no. Then you posted the additional slots. Now I have much love.

*sigh* Nigella: just say no to The Mighty Opes...you don't have anything to rehab, darling, and you do not owe the world any more muck to rake.

My takeaway: Courtney Stodden versus Kim Kardashian. Either one, MEH.

I still call getting all dressed up for an evening out 'Barbie Dress Up Time'. (I was raised with 1st generation Barbie...and Midge!)

Fascinating. As soon as my daughter started crawling, she skootched her way into my son's bedroom toybox and began the one by one appropriation of all the stuffed animals. I watched her toil with purpose and was totally flabbergasted. Needless to say, although she could tomboy it up with the best of them she hands…

I have it as well, and yet all my 55+ years people have been coming up to me to ask for directions or help. Go figure.

I know, right? Terribly disappointing. I am holding out hope that the context of this statement was completely fucked.

Ease up and let yourself off the hook, for real. You have so many more awesome things to experience with your bebe. I breastfed my first child for a year and weaned him to the cup, I loved the experience but jeezuzontoast there were days that I felt like a milk machine. My second child was a stressful struggle for 4…

I'm not gonna diss the woman. It's been over 30 years since I breastfed, but I'm going to make a really really good guess that my face would have had that kind of bliss if I'd had beauty staff fussing on me too. In fact, I probably I nodded off while breastfeeding may times and dreamed this exact scenario.

And a kick line! Big finish!!

I blame myself: last year when I was watching Rosemary's Baby I wondered aloud to my husband what an updated version made by the American Horror Story guys would look like.

...with a couple of great tap sequences too, don't you agree?

*ding ding ding* my favorite Sally Field quote from the movie 4evah.

The shoes and titles would have been enough for an interesting art exhibit. The backstory and photos just veer the thing off into bitter asshole territory.

Oh, Gods above, this happy news made my heart go pitter pat. Bette will be perfection as Mae West.

I have long thought that what the poor woman really needs is to get the hell out of the entertainment machine and go live a normal, boring life in suburban nowhere for about a decade. My heart breaks for her.

Her character is 19 kinds of awesome. Love her.

I love their chemistry and relationship in the show, but I will stop watching it if they go romance: that kind of character turnaround would not be authentic to his old world morals and sense of honor (and for me, that is one of his biggest attractions as a fish out of water).

zomg, so much love for this. SO MUCH

Bah, even my 6 year old self watching the original movie wanted to smash that Rolf's self-satisfied face in.