Ahhh dear Gods, THANK YOU for this!

Yes, it is an annual thing for him. Unfortunately this year it just sounds like an ode to auto-tune.

Don't forget Carly Simon and James Taylor.

All you need to know is teenage girl + nekkid penis= OP Ed. for a holiday weekend.

My own 84 yr old Mother is deep into later stage Alzheimer's now. Babs' movie going experience is eerily similar to my Mom's behavior when she was watching movies on tv. There came a point when taking her to a theater was too much sensory overload and confusion for her to handle. My heart breaks for Ms. Walters.

Wasn't there some Jez article in recent days that despaired over the 'rape as plot device' being more patriarchy bs that perpetuates rape culture? I find it interesting that when Scandal uses rape as a plot device that it is thinly justified because 'zomg fave show you guys'.

Dear Tom: Girlfriend has a newborn....like most new mothers everywhere, she looked in the mirror and said fuckit when she saw that her roots were showing.

We traded in a 10 yr old Honda Accord for a new Hyundai Sonata last year. We are astonished at how much we love this car. We rate it as the best vehicle we've ever owned (formerly Honda Accord and Toyota Corolla). I have also have strangers inquiring about the Hyundai when I am out shopping and they catch me in…

Never argue with a 2 year old: you'll lose. Every time. Yup. Been there, done that, had to take the parenting course to unlearn it.

Can't wait to see what the Fug Girls make of this ensemble.

My Ukranian Baba always went with fresh dill. Fresh dill + garlic + sour cream is truly a match made in heaven.

Because judgmental, right there. First comes the 'why aren't you calling yourself a feminist?' Then comes, 'what the hell kind of feminist are you?' Until finally, 'how can you call yourself a feminist?' A lot women are feminists who would really just rather get the hell on with the business of walking the walk…

My first thought on reading the article was 'christonacracker, now kids can't even be kids anymore'. My poor daughter, first day on her period cried to me "but Mom, this can't be happening, I'm just a little kid!" Seriously, how do you respond to that except monster hugs, a hot water bottle, and video movie marathon?

Aw, hun, you have my sympathies. Now, genetically speaking, my mother was early to menopause as well and sometimes that can play in the mix. For myself, I had the whole kit and kaboodle removed at 48 because I was riddled with fibroids that gave me hemmorhages instead of menstrual cycles.

My thoughts exactly! It's the only skinny, bitchy Betty Draper worth dressing up as.

Hmm, interesting. I'm gonna go do some reading now.

I am not certain of stats, but I do remember reading something when I became pre-menopausal at 45 that claimed it is common for women who began menstruating early to have early menopause. As I said, I don't remember where I read it, as I was furiously reading everything I could get my hands on at the time. My cycle…

I don't know a single woman who got her first period 17/18 years old. Not a one. For myself and my daughter, we are the same stats as pandroid7: breasts and pubic hair by 8, menstrual by 10. We were each about 80 lbs soaking wet, btw. Those stats, where on earth did you get them?

In other words: she wants the jellobags removed. And this is news.

One trip to any given Reservation would clearly enlighten Miss Baldwin, but methinks she isn't interested in getting that close to her 'roots'.