So #spon'd #spawn, amiright?

I'm just gonna go full paint and answer the door as a white woman imitating a black woman imitating a white woman imitating a black woman imitating a white woman imitating a black woman...the kids will all think I'm a zebra doling out treats...hey wait, zebra isn't a bad idea after all.

Dear Gods, it's like the boy is too stupid to get convicted proper.

I so miss In Plain Sight. And wow, after checking out that Howard Stern interview with her, I feel so sad and furious for her. You have 3 daughters, shit-for-brains, you had one thing to get right and you fucked it up: you're outta here...so Mary Shannon, and good on her.

Aye, my first thought was "This is not a stylist that I would instinctively want messing around with my hair." Personal style says a lot to me in a salon. That kind of edgy ain't me.

My daughter recently became engaged. Her fiance (who we absolutely adore) actually came to ask me and her Dad for her hand in marriage. She has my rings from my marriage to her Dad, and her fiance's Grandma's ring. Originally they discussed combining the two into one set of rings of their own design. His dilemma was…

Much as I would love a return to the old formula, the folks in Hollywood always get it confused with "Remake" and then totally fuck it up. My god, where are the smart plot/witty dialogue writers anymore?

Florence got a new Machine?

My spidey senses are tingling: he married another woman in 2012....I wonder if said new woman has taken issue with him paying the palimony? I want to think the best of you, Gordon, I really really do.

I do believe that pretty much most of the female gender has already written off this 'potential bf' as a pencil-dicked waste of space.

Well now you make me weep, because BBC was why I installed it in the the first place. I fail at Internet.

Me!! There is also a Canadian show called Bomb Girls — women working in the bomb factory during WWII — that I love. I also just finished reading The Book Thief....honestly, I need to get beyond my addiction of all things set in the first half of the 1900's.

Good luck with that extension. I haven't been able to make the dang thing work once yet. And each time I have tried has ended in "why the hell did I even install this useless thing!"

Hence the old adage: be nice to your kids for someday they will choose your nursing home.

Seriously. Law needs to be laid down to stop paparazzi from swarming the babies of celebrities. How is picking up your child from school or dance lessons a 'photo op'? It isn't, it is an invasion of rights and it is out of control.

I recently found a cute trick for hooded eyes (mine are, plus they are 55+ so dat hood...oy). Instead of lining the eyelid, line the top waterline instead. That way you still have lid for shadow but you get the liner to intensify. Also that thing about putting the darker shadow in the crease for a smokey eye? Maybe…

You are not mistaken.

And she's dangerous because people think she knows what she's talking about.

That's true about the All-Stars: it was awesome to see Marco this season. And Alex Freaking Wong is always a joy to watch. I just hope that SYTYCD does a Seasons 6-10 retrospective of where are they now and what are they doing, the same way they did for the Seasons 1-5 dancers.

Oh that is gorgeous. The Adrianna Papells are always stunning. I got a cocktail length AP for a fancy Christmas function last year. The fit is generous, so you might end up a size down from what you think you are. They are definitely keepers.