Uh... I thought the most attractive thing about him was the voice. Mmm... talk Jedi to me, baby.

Warhol would have gotten a giant kick out of this story, though...

Vermeers are hard to fake! (due to all the layers).

Hide your middle school girls! (Or at least give them axes).

It’s only very recently that people have really started talking about class and poverty as something separate from race in America. I think Bernie Sanders extremely surprising popularity had a lot to do with it. Before that, most media just kind of ignored vast swaths of this country’s underclass.

Part of the issue is that most Americans know nothing about the labor movement. Shit, I’ve had multiple college-educated stilts tell me they don’t know why the holiday is called Labor Day.

May I suggest Tai Chi? It actually makes your balance better with time, and the learning curve is way gentler.

And this is what happens when the Left and the Center don’t fucking show up and vote, kids.

These scumbags only pretend to care about children until those children are old enough to bleed monthly. Then they’re just chattel and pawns.

Dude thinks stone circles are phallic?

Is there any connection to the “written” language made up of knotted strings? I just read an interesting article (can’t remember where) about work they’re doing to try to decode them...

I’ve been doing that a lot lately. I keep having to turn the radio off before I give myself an aneurysm.

Jesus.

I hope one of her parents was standing by holding a mace (not Mace, a mace).

I dunno man, that seems overly optimistic to me. In GOP land, it seems like you can assault 13 year old models (or 14 year old girls waiting outside your job with their moms) and keep your career. You practically have to get caught on tape telling your mistress to have an abortion, and even then it’s not a slam dunk.

I have an idea. If Franken has to resign for being a creep, so do all the Republicans who have done something equally bad or worse.

They exported most of their Calvanists to the Americas.

Yep, the power goes. That’s why I was so against the idea of Bernie Sanders signing on to be vice president (not that he was asked). We’re down way too many senior Democrats in the Senate.

I have encountered this only once in my life, from a sales person. Suddenly I feel blessed to live in standoffish New England.

Soft targets. Dude was smart enough to not attack a bunch of Marines. Or even a roller derby team.