Locomotive Jones is a troll, btw.

would it kill him to mention it every now and then?

“Everything Is Free (8)“

if you get a raise, you can buy more juice boxed, i mean boxed wine.

I’m a capitalist tool!

Getting a raise to take it all. Still mourning juice boxes.

I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

I got arrested a couple times when I was younger (don’t worry about it) and I remember someone telling me that if they misspelled my name or something I would get off scott-free. I SCOURED THOSE DOCUMENTS trying to find a typo but unfortunately it was all accurate.

The term is invented. I assure you, the feeling is real.

Hang with me bc I’m not trying to make this about the menz, but baby fever is real for guys too. It hit my husband, hard, long before I was ready. It’s almost like the desire to be a parent is a natural feeling many people have! But the snarky responses are typically directed at women.

I’m relaxed, I have 2 kids and don’t want any more. If Seyfried’s isn’t relaxed though, she shouldn’t be shamed into acting relaxed for fear of being ridiculed. That research is interesting and hopefully it’ll be fortunately proven further that our eggs don’t drop dramatically in quality after 36.

This, I was exactly the same way! As such, I’m totally cool with women who don’t want kids. But me, I’m happy as a mom, I fucking love it actually (even when he’s rocking the toddler ‘tude). So I try to avoid jamming my conversations with my childless friends with inane stories about my kid, and I ask that they don’t…

That’s not “so young” from a fertility standpoint. I’m that age and I’m not deluding myself that I’m “so young” fertility-wise

Seconded. The biological clock is very real for some women and it’s worth acknowledging. I hit 30 and suddenly very much wanted a baby, even though I hadn’t really wanted one before. That came with it a whole host of issues surrounding career decisions, healthcare choices, relationship questions, financial decisions.…

This. If you want to use your body to make babby, it makes sense that you would stress out about the lady body’s well-documented tendency to stop making babby with age. Snarking on those people who worry about that in the name of feminism is bonkers.

I’m always partial to You are My Sunshine as a lullaby, and the alphabet song as a timer for brushing teeth. But as a general rule (and for my sanity) I don’t really play/sing nursery songs to my kids during the day, am I a terrible parent

The Page Six story suggests you might be in the majority.

We need more vigilance in who we decide to ungrey on this site. There’s no need for fragile man babies to have their voices heard here.

This person has trauma related to her experiences and this is how it manifests. I’m so sorry you find women looking out for other women “creepy.” You can easily tell if the person you try to converse with is interested or not. It’s not fucking rocket science.