but really his face is whack - and I say that with confidence and a non symmetrical face myself.

He’s a bit wall-eyed and I can’t look at him because of it.

Way paler than those Eastern Europeans. Also, I have freckles and that muted pink makes me look weirdly yellow even though I have ruddy, not sallow, skin.

Which is like... why... like the mirror thing?!

I am really tired today which is why my likes and lack of being able to explain those eyes is very hard for me.
lol.

They do.

Fashionable colors and baby names remind people of their grandmas. Right now, somewhere in America, someone is putting a burnt orange onesie on baby Eleanor.

Wow. This is me. After two kids and four years later, we’ve sorted it out, but it was rough-going the first few years. The patriarchy is a real thing, and “what do you mean, you can’t cook/clean/do laundry/take care of the kids/work/etc all at the same time, cuz MY MOM did it!” was an attitude he took, along with, “I…

A couple of years ago, my two year old slathered an entire tub of Vicks Vap-O-rub on his hair. What was worse than the silicone in your example was the the vapors stung his eyes and throat as it was being washed out.

It was better than what some areas had, not all. Massachusetts already had a more progressive, and IMO better, health care system which was put in place by...a Republican! I know, its crazy right?

I was kind of at full stop here “broke (but gainfully employed)“. No...you were not gainfully employed if your employer was not providing healthcare. You were underemployed and being taken advantage of by your employer.

HSAs are great if you are healthy and you can actually find a plan that actually calls a high…

but we’ll have that sweet border wall and those sick new aircraft carriers!

While I agree that the vast majority of any given human’s efforts will probably affect the universe at-large not one fucking bit, seeing the process of ‘living’ as completely pointless has extremely limited value. I mean, when the city comes calling, looking for their money for the water, if I use the ‘in a hundred…

$2000 for stitches is the abuse that the industry does to the American public.

I don’t think you get it. Democrats passed this shit. Therefore it’s bad (and probably illegitimate). There are unfortunate side effects but stopping the left is it’s own reward.

I just don’t get it. You (not you) can’t sit here and tell me that holding the education system to the same standards won’t work when my state literally forced thousands of non-profits to do this. Its that we (not us) don’t want to hold schools to the same standard or don’t care to (same thing, really).

Is it wrong that my first thought upon watching was - “why are they making her lie down like that? Don’t they know the baby’s pressing on her vena cava???”

I just want someone to get day drunk with me and bitch about everything. Why is this so haaaaard???

I never experienced Sneaking Out After Midnight, because I was a Good Kid™ (aka a kid with a guilt complex), and I was never a Picky Eater because I love food. Do I vote at all? Or do I vote based on what a Cool Teen™ would do? Do I even know the answer to the last one, because I clearly was never a Cool Teen.

Sorely in need of more friends, so fuck yeah, I wish I could make friends by saying hi.

Mr. Lockerupagus