Ding ding ding.

Right? Like, I suspect they really did ask her to turn her shirt inside out but sincerely doubt she was ordered to strip on the spot OR ELSE.

#dreamjob

Don’t thank me, thank the fine folks at the Frinkiac.

The “Liz Warren is unlikable!” thing is is both tiresome and just baldfacedly sexist bullshit. I have seen her speak in person several times, and she is SO engaging and SO likable. (I even have a selfie with her from one of her first selfie lines, 2 years ago!) I feel like what’s going on is along the lines of an old…

LOOKING AT YOU, SUSAN SARANDON

For now, just grab a sausage roll and throw on an episode of EastEnders from the comfort of your American homes and use your imagination.

Liberal definitely does not = not racist

Wait but like, he meant, “That will suffice” or “That will be sufficient,” but mashed them together in the dumbest possible way? Good on you for lasing more than one date with that.

I’ll say, my daughter got this less then my son does, but then again she inherited a bit of my RBF whereas he is super smiley. Regardless, people are garbage!

I also deeply hate, “Oh, he’s flirting!” He is not flirting. He is a baby. He does not want to have sex with you (or anyone, because, BABY).

Yeah, right? Is it $12,000 or a year’s rent, because where I live $1k/month may get you you one bedroom in 5 bed student slum. Maybe.

In eastern Mass, that shouldn’t be an issue.

Same, in a big way. This one hung on my dorm wall, and looking at it now, for the first time in many years, I gotta say: still does it.

Yowza! I mean, I am a sedentary fuck but I wouldn’t even go there if they were paying ME $235/month.

I’m distinctly not a gym person, but the rates at the one where I take my kids for swim class are posted and don’t seem bad. There are a lot of tiered categories: student, senior, young adult for anyone under 30, and the most expensive tier- adult 30 to 64- is $57, which seems not terrible? Are you looking at the…

Hello, we are also the same age!