Seeing people have to show up to work in cat ears is a feature, not a bug.

Was really hoping that would lead to this old favorite of mine (RIP Hairpin)

I have little hands, but thanks to a stint as a dive bar waitress I can carry three full pint glasses in one hand.

She’s been doing this for years! I have a pic I took with her in a so-called selfie line (a staffer actually took the pic) at a book event in 2017. It is a treasure, Liz is my HOMEGIRL.

Same! I’m involved enough in local politics to have crossed paths with her a couple times prior to her election to the house, and she is a badass.

I was thinking to myself, I will never watch this garbage, but your comment has stopped me in my tracks. I even enjoy his Arby’s commercials (though seeing his voice come out of his actual face is very unsettling to me).

Controversial opinion: leftover cheesesteaks (the good ones that you only get in and around Philly, and I’m not talking that Geno’s/Pat’s only-for-tourists garbage) are absolutely excellent cold from the fridge. Something about the texture really hits the spot; everything congeals in a surprisingly appealing way.

Right? That woman is a national treasure.

I still say this all the time (when the dishes are actually done, man).

Oh my god, I guess they remade Adventures in Babysitting because I saw it was on cable recently and flipped over to it psyched, only to find some rando modern garbage and NO Elizabeth Shue. Unacceptable!

Oh god, good for you! I never produced enough to feed even one exclusively with breastmilk, so good on ya getting enough for two. You, madame, are a trooper.

I mean, it sucked and you are not the only one to express shock that I stuck with it, but my lil dude is a lazy boy who was probably not more effective than the pump, which generally got the job done well enough. But pumping is definitely the worst, and I’m only recently free of it and still marveling at what to do…

My lil guy liked breastmilk, but refused to nurse starting at about 10 weeks. My supply was pretty good, so I exclusively pumped till about a week shy of his first birthday and my production dropped to where it it was no longer worth the aggravation. We’re out there!

Heart eyes emoji for that nugget! Mine got his first MMR yesterday (right on schedule), and I breathed a sigh of relief.

Those cookies are not great. Crunchy/chewy is great, but those are sad amateur cookies. Good ones would never go so flat.

Like, EVERYTHING can be baby sharked. Stinky bum, do do da do do do, time for bed, do do da do do do, this guy sucks, do do da do do do, where’s your coat? It goes on and on forever because your brain can just keep inserting whatever it was already turning around into the rhyme pattern. 

Oh my god, MADELINE. Madeline! Bitch had to remove her ORGANS for that look.

Counterpoint: this song is not good, being made to think about lions (who are probably related) fuckin is weird and I don’t want to do it, and god help you if you show me Simba’s face when Mufasa dies because I still CANNOT handle that.