Nobody would want mine; after a c-section and then placenta accreta it’s seen some shit. Good on these folks, though!

It’s from WOOSTAH, baby, and it’s the absolute best.

Update: it arrived, and is weirdly short? Which is strange, because I am a very short-waisted person and have never had this issue before. But the ties are very cute. Try ordering it in “long,” which is an option.

That suit is gorgeous!

Yeah, I’m a year out from baby #2 and my relationship with my body right now is pretty much “do you have any beach-themed potato sacks I can wear?” I just got this from Old Navy in hopes that it’ll be as helpful as my BFF the wrap dress, and the ties will camouflage my free-floating lumpy bits. It hasn’t arrived yet,…

They should just let it go.

I hope you succeeded, a kick to the face would have been well-deserved.

I mean, he was pissed when Marla Maples wouldn’t abort Tiffany, so...

I wish my daycare did this! We recently got a giveaway headband with attached hair from a ballgame and putting it on the baby was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Without the signature haircut, how will everyone know she needs the manager?!

The second I saw “Mom mom” I knew Hazel must be from the Delaware Valley. Here’s to Mom-moms and Pop-pops everywhere!

The Jersey girl in me will never not love that song.

Your doctor is an asshole, and I’m sorry you’re dealing with this. Perchance did s/he perform your delivery, and doesn’t want to be called out on any possible malpractice?

One of my good friends is Irish; everyone else I knew thought my 13 weeks of paid leave was generous, she thought it was barbaric (she was correct, but as an American lady it was absolutely my best case scenario).

That walk makes me think that she, like me postpartum, has a giant ice pack in her giant mesh underpants. Relatable!

So like, I am not put off by menstruation or find it inherently gross, but this grosses me out too. Not necessarily the applicator, but the juxtaposition of the applicator with the chunky berries. Menstruation blood is a perfectly fine thing that I do not want in or near my mouth.

Those might be maggots, but based on my <shudder> personal experience, they sound like they may well be pantry worms/moths. They love shit like dried pasta/cereal/etc.

These continuing ed/executive ed courses are a cash cow for the university, because they attract people with money to burn who want to say they “went to Harvard” but don’t have the smarts/dedication/pedigree (yes that’s gross, but realistically it’s part of the current system) to get in. As long as they stay…

She didn’t “get into” Harvard any more than Tyra Banks did a few years ago. It’s a for-pay executive education course that anyone can take, provided they pony up the cash and show up (in person or, as seems to be the case here, online). She won’t matriculate, so their diversity numbers will be unaffected.