Policeman: What's the description of the suspect?

Here is the getaway car:

Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.

Oh you poor naive soul.

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

Curt Schilling: says a bunch of dumb shit that is flagrantly incorrect

ESPN: suspends Keith Law from Twitter for two weeks

When I was a kid and watched Jimmy V's speech for the first time, I resolved that if I ever had cancer, I'd remember that speech and wouldn't give up, wouldn't ever give up.

Okay. This post isn't about race, though.

I love it so much when idiots accuse Gawker of constantly race-baiting, and then post comments to articles that have nothing to do with race, and don't mention race, and attempt to make it about race. And then fail to see the irony of it all.

Always thought his favorite club would be Rangers.

That's only fair since Gilbert Arenas was a gunner.

Torres: [is afforded slack]

That's badass. You got a cool dad.

As a guy, I want to thank you for this article. I've never dealt with the kind of silencing and shaming that these women dealt with as a result of their decision to come forward. I probably never will. But having that process explained in all its particulars is enlightening and appalling. Reading about the lawyer who…

As a Liverpool fan, I'd like to make an incisive, killer comment about this post. Here it comes. Get ready. It's coming.

Raftery, Fox Deportes's Pablo Alsina, Uncle Verne, Charles Barkley count?