Personally, I think everything should be turned on/off with a huge red button or lever ;)

Pendulum

That was strangely arousing. Maybe its the morning wood speaking but I feel dirty..

Wow China. While they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, this country does it so bold facedly. I'd love to see a Gawker article about why and how china manages to take all our bleeding edge technology and what else have you, and produce it in half the time and almost as good?

Wait, why are you following them in the first place?

Does this mean when you put a dust cloth in the wash it looses its effectiveness?

@haxorknight: You have to take Steve's vendetta against porn. I'm sure as soon as the phone sees any privates it will either lock up or shoot lasers at them.

@Ogbert: Sweet, we're almost there!

Anyone ever read Ginji's explanation for his lightning powers in the Get Backers? He just amplifies and controls his internal electrical currents. Makes sense to me :P

@Manly_McBeeferton: I'd like to show them MY Master Sword ;)