Listen this is bullshit. Clearly OBJ is lying because anyone who would go take a boat trip during an offweek can’t be trusted...

To be clear, the “spectacular face plant” doesn’t just refer to today’s result. It encompasses the unfocused training camp and USA Basketball’s total failure to put together a team that could win this tournament. Today’s result was the culmination of a huge, spectacular face-plant by the world’s top basketball power.

Ok, so I don’t want to freak anyone out or anything, but I know for a fact that I watched that Boban man’s death. How is he here?! I SAW THE BOOK GO INTO HIS FACE. THE MAN IS DECEASED AND YET HERE HE STANDS. Were these games played months ago?! Something is very wrong and I need answers

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

Steelers fans like him again now

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

You can give yourself up on offense and end the play without being touched down

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

Big Ben on third and long:

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

“Potato” is a shape.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”