Antonio Brown has won. It’s that simple. To me it’s starting to look more and more like he planned this the entire time. Not necessarily going to New England but to get out of Oakland.

Funny, he’s also known as the only guy who can prevent another Giants Super Bowl victory.

Right. The plan was to throw away $30 mil guaranteed to get $9 mil. That’s some galaxy brain strategy

Jesus Christ, forgot him. How did the NE manage to pull this off? And that was a rhetorical question as even as a Pats fan I’m not completely ignoring the possibility of a satanic deal there.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

Huh. It’s almost like well-run organizations have no issuebringing in “problem” players... Maybe I could draw some conclusions about how shitty organizations are structurally incapable of handling these same players!

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

At least you know you’re a bad attorney, but I bet you’re okay

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

If the Raiders did want to drag this out, they could maybe look into the fact that California is a two-party consent state, 

I don’t follow the Raiders closely but it feels like Gruden is coaching like the host of a reality show. HIS show. All the players are but talent designed to boost him up and make him more of a hero. Any player who looks too big or challenges him needs to be knocked down a peg. Which seems like a great way to alienate…

FTFY

You gonna insult Darryl Philbin that way?

Pam went to Pratt art school. Highly unlikely that she’d be a conservative.

I still cannot buy him as an action hero of any kind.