> If you want to split hairs, yes, I suppose you could just count up all the names listed and still come up with a total tally for a post. But that is a whole new level of pettiness.

Thank goodness you can determine your self worth by number of stars on your witty comments here.

This was his Twitter header for a few days lol.

Barkevious Mingo will always be my favorite Star Wars character. 

My next dog will certainly be named Barkevious. That’s a Holiday Rambler Promise™.

Hey, Barkevious Mingo may be bad, but he is not anonymous. His name may be his greatest natural talent. Don’t take that away from him.

Same reason I always order a shot with my beer. Can't get drunk on whiskey if you're buying beer. It's just math. 

This fits in sooooo well with WYTS.

All that “bountygate” bullshit was just that: bullshit.

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

You’re such a bad faith piece of shit. Do you honestly think people being criticized is “silencing” them? Or is it more likely that you find any criticism of “anti-PC” behavior (in other words, racist, bigoted bullshit) as intolerable and you believe you should be free from consequences of your backwards ass views?

I don’t have a horse in this race, but from my experience New Orleans is a waaaaay better place to spend a weekend. Atlanta is like most other U.S. cities: some buildings, traffic, and an airport. That’s about it.

Fans of this team will forever mock Falcons fans for their super bowl loss despite the fact that Atlanta is a thriving metropolis and the fastest growing industry in New Orleans is ghost tours. It’s like the neighborhood drunk laughing at you for tripping on your shoelaces while he pisses his pants. 

I’m sure there will be bounties of them.

Anxiously awaiting the flood of puns that are sure to follow.

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.