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Yesterday, I took my three year old out on his bike (training wheels). Just a few hundred feet from home, he veered and went off a curb instead of the sidewalk ramp. Front wheel went down fine but he lost balance as the back went over and fell.

For the last time, Rex Grossman is NOT coming out of retirement!

Kaepernick playing behind that line on that team would just validate all of the mouth breathers who said he wasn’t getting signed because he was bad. I would rather not watch him get demolished and then benched in week 7 while the wet president tweets about it.

Jim Irsay would probably sign the desiccated corpse of Johnny Unitas before Kaepernick, and most of the fan base would nod and agree with the decision.

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

Why would we want to punish him further by making him live in Indiana?

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Grantland recurring video series, where someone animated Jalen Rose’s (probably fake) stories. The difference of course is that series appeared to be a labor of love for all involved (including the artist) and this appears to be exploitative, shitty, soul-less, derivative attempt

YEAAAAAAAAAH

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

I’m guessing at least three of those emails are just Drew using a fake name. Fucking nobody is named Keven. 

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

Watched a youtube video recently about how the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

Wright claims he can’t decrypt the bitcoin file until he obtains a key that will be delivered by a bonded courier at the beginning of 2020.