As far as chemistry goes, this is somewhere between Union Carbide Bhopal and a North Korean meth mega-lab.

It’s nice to have a specific reason to consider a Warrior an asshole rather than the usual jealousy of their wins.

Mama, there goes that bigot

He is right and he is wrong. He is right that Jackson is being blackballed, he is wrong that it is for any reason other than him being an incompetent ego-maniac.

Newt Gingrich cosplayer

“We reached out to three-time Heisman Trophy winner QB #12 but received no response as of publication.”

Dude looks like a human-sized garden gnome televangelist.

That’s what the naysayers said about the Missouri Compromise!

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.

But what city would they hold the parade in when they win the World Series??!!

Nobody’s mad about it! I’m not even criticizing the Grizzlies; there’s a whole paragraph about how they probably couldn’t ask for more. The purpose of this post is just to note the oddity of a player as good as Conley changing teams for so little. He’s really good, and for various reasons the Grizzlies couldn’t get…

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

Just what I was about to say.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

basically, what they were offering six months ago

Kind of inevitable. For all of the “Boston’s offer will blow LA’s out of the water” stuff I think Ainge has proven he’s too obsessed with assets to part with a ton for what he knew would be a year of AD.

Yeah, but LaVar is probably ready to drown himself in Lake Pontchatrain, so I’m good with it.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

That's about the same amount of finesse I exhibited in my first time reaching 2nd base too.