Borcnation

6/14/19

You know after he bought it and left everyone in the store high-fived each other and then they closed up early.

6/14/19

He’s living rent free in a large empty space filled with regret, shame, and anxiety?

6/14/19

God damn respect to whoever figured out they could take something that wouldn’t sell for $19.95 at Spencer’s gift and rebrand it at three quarters of one million US dollars and sell 30 of them.

6/14/19

Thank you for writing this, Paul. I often struggle with body-image issues; it’s sad how illogical we think about our bodies as a society. Even if my annual physical goes very well, I still feel like I should lose weight.

6/14/19

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.

6/14/19

Awesome comment

6/14/19

Awesome comment

6/14/19

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Drake, Hitler, and Jared from Subway... I’d ~~shoot Drake twice~~ frame Drake for a double homicide.

6/14/19

It’s a genuinely sad way to end the Warriors’ time in Oakland. It’s too bad they decided to adopt Silicon Valley’s mantra of “move fast and break things” at just the wrong time.

6/14/19

It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs

6/14/19

You’re right. And as someone else pointed out in the comments, Steve Kerr and the other two players on the floor were also screaming for a timeout to get the tech, too. But it’s nice to pretend.

6/14/19

Come on, be fair. If he didn’t call the timeout and get the technical, he would’ve given his team even less chance of winning. The only way the Warriors could extend the game was by getting the technical.

6/13/19

Who would have thought the Warriors dynasty would be ended when they fired the medical staff?

6/13/19

The ESPN main color guys are so bad. JVG too, for different reasons. This tweet resonates with me deeply:

6/13/19

Look, I hate him too, but the truth is he’s already dead and his purgatorial punishment is forever sitting courtside to watch the team that became a mega dynasty the second they fired him. Is it fair to the rest of us sinners trying to find our way in this crazy world? No. But maybe Mark can serve as a lesson and we…

6/13/19

citation needed

6/12/19

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

6/12/19

These dullards are part of the current American zeitgeist where people seem to think that their dumb, horrible opinions are as good as the actual expertise of specialists. See also: anti-vax jags, anti-trans fuckos, and every single “flat earth” dolt.

6/12/19

I’m curious what happens to him once LeBron retires since he’s built his power and traded primarily on the treat/potential of LeBron’s decisions. Maybe he’ll still have enough high-profile clients that new talent follows suit or maybe they won’t if his “relationships” with teams becomes a deterrent. There’s a…

6/12/19

It’s tough to spot, and it’s subtle, but if you know how to read *just* between the lines of his quote, where he specifically directs his comment at the Celtics, you can see that he is, in fact, talking about the Celtics.