You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

Guys who have been married for longer than 6 months and refer to their old lady as “my bride” give me the creeps.

The lack of random dog acceptance was really hard for me when I moved to the northeast. My dog sometimes gets out of the yard and likes to run around the neighborhood. I’d always get a knock at my door:

Driving through a lot of small towns I think my favorite thing is probably:

I’m currently in my early-thirties. Been with my girl for a couple years. We still do the cutesy baby talk thing between us

I’m sorry you’re sad but man i’m so fucking amped to get more botw action!

this is the worst take

You may be in the minority on this one, unfortunately. 

It’s good he is taking the heat and accepting it, but he was extremely brutal in his takedown:

“making a dramatic comeback in his team’s biggest game of the season, only to see that comeback lead to the worst possible result.”

which is the real message he’s bundling up in “blame me” platitudes

Another possible thought: The Warriors knew the risk. Durant knew the risk. He wanted to play, even knowing this could result, with the understanding that he had the player option to fall back on, should the worst result.

Two thoughts:

something about Drake dapping a fan on the way out like a player who contributed something useful to the effort just kills me.

Why couldn’t Drake have torn his Achilles? No matter which team you support here, I feel like we can all rally behind that!

All you had to do was not cheer KDs reinjury, Toronto.

Sabi sounds like an asshole going around ruining everbody else’s surprises.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I’m afraid they just Blue themselves.