Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?”

Wait until he learns the there’s a NEW Mexico!

For what it’s worth, this is from the Astros’ game thread on Reddit:

“She is going be OK according to my mom. She was 4 rows away and just talked to security guard who said they are taking her to hospital for precautionary but early signs are good.

Rays: where did you learn to leave huge parts of the park unoccupied?

I didn’t go to the game. You didn’t go to the game.

Let’s say you don’t give a shit that he is a terrible person. Let’s say you are not concerned about his mental health. Why are you signing a 35 year old guard? Even on one year prove it deal, isn’t that money and reps better spent on a younger player? What is the average age of NFL starting guard? Like 27 maybe? 

You shit yourself at work during a meeting. It’s obvious to all present—they can hear it, smell it and, as you run out of the room, see it.

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

This is truly some bush league shit

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

They also removed Birth of a Nation from their rain delay rotation.

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

It’s not that great a perk. Per NCAA bylaws, they’re only allowed two ears of corn per week.

I guess Breakers are the Raptors of the NBL?

That was one aspect of the argument, but the crux of the argument was that the Pelicans were so dysfunctional that they didn’t deserve to keep him or even get trade value for him, whereas since he wanted to go to the Lakers they simply deserved to get him.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

He will be playing in the Australian pro league as a member of the New Zealand Breakers.

This is a smart decision. He’ll get to play against arguably better overall competition in a league whose structure and approach to games is more similar to the NBA.

Let’s see, get paid well to play basketball and spend 6 months in Auckland or don’t get paid to play and spend 6 months in Lawrence Kansas ? Seems like a pretty easy decision to me. The idea that this ruined the mornings of Bill Self or Coach K gives me a nice warm feeling inside 

This is the obligatory reminder that according to Deadspin, the Lakers should have, nay, deserved to be gifted Anthony Davis because they’re so well run.