The utter hypocrisy of Boston sports fan and their incessant media is beyond the pale. Their utter hatred and disdain for the man surely cost years off his life. Boston sports fan are so stupid they tend to forget that a (it was only Game 6,    b (Boston blew a 3-run lead in Game 7, and c (they wouldn’t have even made…

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

So Trump has had dementia his entire life? I’m not buying that. I’ll stick with the possibility that he is just a fucking idiot.

Anybody who has had an elderly relative with dementia pass away has likely found notes like these in their residence after they were gone. My grandmother had grievance notes like this all over her house, and I’ve spoken with many other people who have reported the same kinds of notes with their loved ones also.

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

I live in a place full of (white) manbabies who demand respect without being willing to give it to others. Giant lifted trucks, barbed wire tattoos on steroid-pumped upper arms, Punisher skulls, “black rifles” and “tactical” clothing: all of this is about signaling the world, “I DEMAND YOUR DEFERENCE.”

You know how sometimes you play Risk, but then it’s like three hours later and no one’s really close to winning and you’re almost out of beer anyway so you just do Rock Paper Scissors (best three out of five) to determine who wins?

So if they write the rule as “ A ‘Hail Mary’ is outside the +40, less than 10 seconds, 4 or more receivers in the end zone” then you will see 3 guys in the endzone, 2 guys inside the one, and a review on every last one of these because what have you got to lose and there is contact on every single one of these plays.

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

(“cap” means “lie”)

Is it not both?

PEDANT ALERT: “the 6" does not refer to the area code. It refers to the 6 municipalities that amalgamated to form modern Toronto.

That IS him stepping his game up. Some people think sequins are the shit. They’re wrong, but that’s the way it be.

In all seriousness, he needs to shut the fuck up and sit his ass down. So what if he is Assistant To The Regional Manager?  If you and I try to do what he does, we are tossed.

Not that I don’t LOVE Drake, but can we please talk about my man, in what appears to be a reversible sequin skull t-shirt?! Bruh, you paid $50,000 (Canadian) for those seats, you know you’re gonna be on TV, step your shit up!

I’m not sure why, but he annoys me far more than Spike Lee ever did with the Knicks.

In my experience, it’s also generally the unhealthiest. So much fats and carbs so early in the morning, guh. If you’re gonna skip a meal, breakfast is the one to skip.

that’s because it is dessert.

The real benefit of eating lunch at 11 am is that it makes the whole process much more efficient and faster. If I go to lunch and get there at 11 or shortly thereafter, there’s no lunch traffic to fight on the drive, there’s no line to be seated, there’s no delay in getting my soda/food/bill, then there’s not much…