Guys, I've found the pigeon.

I don’t understand the tone of this post.  What this kid is doing is fucked up and antisocial on multiple levels.

I did find him relatable during Fergie’s National Anthem performance.

Naw man, disliking this scene doesn’t make you a violent misogynist. You can be pro representation of women and female empowerment in mass market superhero films and think that this scene felt forced and pandering and a little gross. It was almost as if they felt they needed to have something for their female…

They didn’t know if they wanted a British accent or not. So, you did it in both.

This was one of my least favorite scenes in all of Endgame. You can’t tell me that it didn’t feel MASSIVELY forced to have all of these characters come together like that. You mean to tell me that, across the entire battlefield, somehow it just so happens that all of the female heroes (and only the female heroes) just…

Pee IS stored in the balls!

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

I hope he said something cool as he took the gunman down, like “sorry, son. You just entered a Lowe security area.”

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.

3.   Being hit by a car delivering curry.

4.   Eddy Curry

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

just fucks off to live in the North by himself.

That’s definitely been a problem with GoT, which is their undisputed flagship series, but HBO shows like Insecure, Barry, Big Little Lies, and High Maintenance have told/are telling more satisfying and nuanced stories about women. I’m assuming it’s the same with The Deuce, but I haven’t watched it yet; ditto Euphoria,…

Can we take a minute to discuss Cersei being depicted as driven by maternal instincts first and foremost? She is far from mother of the year potential and I am tired of toxic parents being celebrated as profoundly maternal or paternal. I’m also so, so over D&D inability to provide a nuanced backstory for women that…

The Night King returns and says “surprise bitches!” and turns them all into ice zombies.

Danny and Jon both run to the Throne and try to sit on it at the same time.  The both fall off and end up sitting the floor.  Danny smiles, says “Oh, you...”, Jon shrugs and smiles, then the theme from Growing Pains plays.  Fin.

He could talk to any woman living in Alabama with an unwanted pregnancy.

“TODAY was one of the WORST days I’ve had in a VERY long time.”
Imagine leading such a charmed life that the impact of the NBA Draft lottery could have this kind of impact on you.  I’m just saying Steven A. may gain some life perspective by talking to someone like Floyd Mayweather’s ex.

While I’m certainly not glad Chris Farley is dead, if he was alive today he’d absolutely be a reactionary shitbag MAGA-chud. He did republican fundraisers while he was alive and pretty much that entire era of SNL has gone in the shitter as humans. So I’m glad I at least don’t have to see that.